8 Ways on How to Flirt with him/her, the cheater's way.

8 Ways on How to Flirt with him/her, the cheater's way.

Flirting and flinging are common everywhere especially at work. He/she may not be the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend replacement but still you want to fuck her/him just for the experience. I do not know why are we wired like this but one thing is sure, I will guide in you on how to flatter a guy/girl, the cheater's way.



1. Look for a vulnerable target. (The most vulnerable targets are those who were abandoned/dumped by their partners recently)

Signs are important in looking for a target such signs are:

a. Eye contact- If someone holds eye contact with you for a long period of time, chances are good that he has a crush on you.

b. Smooth talker - Someone who has a crush on you is likely to use a certain kind of voice. People often show attraction by using a similar tone to the person they like.

c. Always tells a joke - Jokes can be a way to get a good laugh and show attraction. Someone who has a crush on you is likely to use humor to get in your good graces

d. Touchy- Women are known for their hand movements when they have a crush on a man. She might flip her hair, put her hand closer to yours or touch you when you have said something funny or meaningful. Men talk more with their hands when they're trying to describe something to impress a woman.

e. Clothes- When someone has a crush, he will take more care with his appearance. A man will want to be clean shaven or rough looking, depending on his heart's desire. A woman will spend more time on her hairstyle, makeup and clothes.


2. Know him/her


Knowing his/her likes and dont's will give you and idea of which kind of fake personality you'll build during your flirting time with him/her. Like most of the things he/she loves the most even if it is out of your interests. Remember that you are doing this because you have a reason, which is to fuck her or to be fucked by him. Just kidding.


3. Give him/her the attention he/she needs.

If he/she is opening up something, please do fucking listen. Always remember, a shoulder to cry on is also a "dick to ride/a pussy to bang" later on.


4. Give him/her thoughtful gifts.

They don't mind cheap gifts as long as it is sweet and thoughtful. You can also give expensive gifts but he/she will feel awkward since you two are only at the flirting stage.


5. Remember all the things that he/she told you.

They will be glad if you can recall their stories/memories for it will make a false perception of you really putting an effort to listen to him/her.


6. Do not give a bad comment about his/her past boyfriend/girlfriend, but instead, let him/her realize that it is ok now, you are there and you will be there for her.


7. Be mysterious as possible.

People love surprises, It can raise ecstasy in flirting if he/she founds out about unique something of you.

8. Lastly, Do not give him/her the impression that you are just for the fuck after all
Do not rush, do the flirting step by step and the rest will just fall into the right place and the right time without you knowing that you two are alone inside a room ready to fuck.

Looks like you are ready to flirt the cheater's way. Follow this guide and you are good to go.
Happy Cheating, Hypocrite!

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